乾隆年間國泰民安，百姓安居樂業(yè)欣欣向榮過的是好不快活。
　　皇上在御前侍衛(wèi)高迪的陪同下前往江南體恤民情。在皇上出宮后一長陰謀正在展開，一位野心勃勃的王爺竟然暗地與當?shù)睾趲凸唇Y一路追殺皇帝。
　　在前往惠州城的路上遇上了從京城逃婚離家的野蠻格格賈仁。經過一場“惡斗”后三人決定一同上路，在惠州城的集市遇到了在集市中擺擂臺的“洋鬼子”元宵。元宵在比試中輸給了賈仁格格執(zhí)意要讓賈仁格格收他為徒。三人想盡辦法卻無法擺脫元宵，無奈只能收下元宵為徒。半夜在惠州城的某客棧，突然出現(xiàn)蒙面黑衣人刺殺皇帝，還好刺客技藝不精，皇帝沒有受到半點傷害。高迪決定四人連夜趕往他的老家避難。
　　在高迪家中，皇上遇到高迪的表妹惠喬，皇上對惠喬一見傾心，賈仁格格也慢慢的愛上了那個英俊風流的侍衛(wèi)高迪。賈仁格格與元宵在回家的路上遇到一對奇丑無比的戀人。兩人因為相貌丑陋所以年過四十還沒成家。善良的賈仁格格便與眾人一起幫助這對苦命鴛鴦籌辦婚禮，終于讓這對苦命戀人有情人終成眷屬?；噬吓c惠喬，高迪與賈仁在這段日子感情也逐漸升溫。豈料此時皇上與惠喬被蜻蜓幫綁架，高迪與賈仁心急如焚，托朋友四處打聽皇上與惠喬的下落。
　　綁架皇上的正是蜻蜓幫的幫主夫人瑤，此女人也曾經是皇上的愛人，當年為了皇帝背叛幫會。由愛生恨，此女對皇上當年棄之不顧的事耿耿與懷。但是在與皇帝相處的這段日子里舊情復燃并偷偷的通知高迪皇帝被囚禁之處。
　　在與眾人的幫助下高迪終于找到了皇帝的所在，但在這個時候元宵露出了狐貍尾巴，眾人沒有想到元宵竟然是蜻蜓幫的人，在這個關鍵時候元宵倒戈相向。所幸的是元宵的背叛并沒有個給大家?guī)硎裁绰闊?，最后還是將皇帝從蜻蜓幫的魔爪之中救出。通過這次危難四人的感情更是牢固，最后成就了這一段錯體姻緣。

Abel去調查當?shù)匾婚g‘高檔’學校里一個男孩的死亡事件, 他尸體在河上被發(fā)現(xiàn)。學校高層恐懼會引起丑聞，堅持這只是一宗普通的自殺案。但Abel從男孩的女友處得知,他常常被人家欺負, Abel 懷疑一個危險的學生入會儀式搞砸了，于是他秘密地請求一位有同情心的老師Betsy來幫忙?？葾bel的上司警告他別再調查下去, 因為學校贊助警察慈善資金不少款項。Abel, 不能就此罷手, 不僅因為幾年前他的兄弟自殺了, 而且男孩的鬼魂好像給他們留下了線索，解釋當晚到底發(fā)生了什么事情。

《Qwerty》是一部關于孤獨的人的概念及其古怪事跡的電影。我用“人的概念”一詞來說明導演比爾·塞巴斯蒂安和編劇朱麗葉·麥克丹尼爾試圖構建的那種類型的電影。佐伊（達娜·普普金飾）和馬蒂（埃里克·海利飾）的定義很寬泛，為觀眾提供了兩個主角，除了他們獨立靈感的怪癖之外，他們并沒有太多深度。就像最近廣受好評的《安全沒有保障》一樣，《Qwerty》的角色和結構未能引起共鳴，只不過是一部半生不熟的圣丹斯電影節(jié)圖片的大雜燴。

　　A quick glimpse at the cast for this film would make any horror fan giddy with glee. The actual movie doesn't live up to those high expectations, but it's far from being all bad. Desi Arnaz Jr. (!) plays an author who makes a crazy $20,000 bet with his publisher that he could write a great novel in only 24 hours. To do so, the publisher gives him the keys to an old abandoned house where he won't be disturbed. Not true. Once he gets there he is interrupted by a multitude of guests including a family which consists of John Carradine, Sheila Keith, Peter Cushing and Vincent Price. They are gathered there in a twisted family reunion to release their brother from the room he's been imprisoned in for forty years. Even Christopher Lee drops by as Corrigan, the man who has just purchased the house. Soon, they realize that the caged brother is loose and out for revenge.
　　What a great plotline and what a dream cast! This movie should have been a hell of a lot better. It's hard to pinpoint the exact problems with the film, but I would venture to say that the lack of lighting was a major fault. Sure the house has no electricity but I think they took the title of the movie a little too literally. Scenes after scenes are barely visible and the actors' faces are undecipherable. Only the moments in the main dinning hall are well lit. Also, the great actors are given very little to do. Cushing gets a few chuckles as the scared brother but Price, Lee and especially Carradine are somewhat wasted here. Well, at least Price gets the best line of the film: `Please don't interrupt me while I am soliloquizing.' And on the plus side, the story has enough twists and turns throughout to keep one`s interest and the ending, while a bit of a cop-out, manages to surprise.